Kidisms

Kids really do say the darnest things and their perception of things can create those phrases.

Today my almost three year old was on a roll.  While in the tub, a Beauty and the Beast song came onto Pandora and he asked if it was something else.  We told him that it was Beauty and the Beast, so he starts talking about it and says, "Booty and the Girls."  I have no idea where the girls part came from but we decided it sounded like the porno version of Beauty and the Beast. Haha

While walking out of Target today he also announced that he wanted to go to Scheel's (which is in the same strip mall as our Target).  When I asked him why he thought we needed to go to Scheel's he said something about needing to go to Scheel's so he could get a shield and be a knight.  "I always want to be a knight." 

Earlier in the week he was sitting and eating his snack while talking my ear off.  He told me, "You putting the Mickey Mouse bandalaids in your bathroom is SO frustrating. It makes my tummy want to hurt."

I can't wait to hear what he says next!